28.1.07

28/1

So yesterday I took a trip to designer outlets in Tuscani in an effort to find a watch and to possible get some nice clothes really cheap. The clothes was a big issue as I brought very little to wear with me. I have to was my laundry every week, or else suffer wet clothes due to the slow drying time of hanging your wash off a balcony. Europeans don't believe in dryers. These store were about 40-80% discount, so I had some hopes as to what I might be able to find. Anne, Vanessa, and Kate Lucaks also went on this trip.

My shopping was a complete failure, having seen a total of 6 watches the entire day, all of them either monstrously big or so plain as to not justify the rediculous price tags. Anne, Vanessa, and Kate got a few small items, which put together totalled around 60 Euro or so.

This was not the case with other people on the trip. On example was a girl who dropped 700 Euro in a Burberry store, including 400 Euro on a small purse that she "had to have". Knowing that her parents would kill her for her purchases, she bought her mom a concilatory gift, a peace offering of a Gucci purse for another 400 Euro. Remember that the conversion is 1 Euro = $1.33 US, so appeasement gift was about $530, making the grand total in those two stores about $1,500. Chamberlain would be proud.

To this must be added the conversation of the mass of people behind me on the bus. Now, I may very well be a snob, but these intelligence betray by these conversations certainly soothed any worries of self worth brought on my being a thrifty person.

The conversation was littered with such things as calling a movie named Step Up a modern day Center Stage, which is itself a movie released at the most 5 years ago. Talking about how they spent 400 Euro on pot only to discover that they had actually bought a great deal of iceberg lettuce wrapped in sarran wrap, "and it wasn't even oregano or baby greens or nice leaves, it was iceberg lettuce!".

Italy and the European Union also was problematic for them, as why can't everyone just use the US dollar, why does other currency even exist, and why can't everyone in Europe just speak English. Italy is also too cold of a place, with 45-55 degree weather being too cold and a general agreement that they should have studied in Figi.

The "cold" weather would be great for skiing trips to the Alps however, as one girl had previously gone skiing "like 3 or 4 times" and as such was "an expert and totally prepared for the Alps".

The day was a failure in that I found nothing either nice or below 200 euro, and I think I may have become stupider having listened to that for 3 hours to the stores and 3 hours back from them. Call me a snob but dear god please get me a copy of the New York Times. I have a lot of damage to repair.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

first off- "get me a copy of the new york times"- you are a flamming liberal. secondly, you have many typos and grammatical errors, did you type that after your 3 bottles of wine and drinking games? jw. also, please bring me back some designer things. it would be greatly appreciated. another thing, you are more of an evesdropper (sp) than i am and that is pretty bad. tell those girls to come to dayton and try walking 10-15 minutes to class in the freezing cold (according to weather.com, it is currently 12 degrees, feeling like -2) so they should feel lucky. anyway, have fun and hope you find a watch and some clothes because people will start noticing if you are constantly repeating the same outfits every week. love, jess

Joe said...

haha, a flaming liberal eh? liberal yes, flaming liberal...hardly. Typos are part of my charm, and it was impossible to not hear them, as they were yelling most of this conversation.

Ben Wilensky said...

I'm really enjoying how Jess calls you a "flamming" liberal in one sentence, and then complains about your grammar in the next. Awwwwwwwesome.

Anonymous said...

To quote Kenan Fikri, those girls sounded like some "dumb bitches." They also sounded pretty funny in a ridiculous sort of way. I loved the comment about The New York Times. Also I don't think your a snob but if you actually are then it means most of us former residents of Hughes 7 must be as well.

Anonymous said...

eat shit joe and ben.